A Mysterious Message

WHOA, penguins!

I just got a SUPER STRANGE message. I don't think it was meant for me!

From: HPB_Mastermind

Date: Friday, February 5, 2016 at 10:50 PM

Subject: Preparations nearly complete (MWAHAHA)

Soon those penguins will realize what a true genius I am!

None of them can stop me. Not the Extremely Pesky Fools. Not even... hmm, what are their names, again? Ricky? Spot? Blockstopper?

Bah, who cares what their names are! I'll be blasting them soon.

MWAHAHAHA!

This calls for a celebration, Klutzy. Get me some vegetarian pizza! And DON'T touch it.

Kindest regards,

H.P.B.

P.S. Do we have any anti-fungal cream? My feet are somewhat... smelly.

Sent from my icePhone